Dazzle Dancer Biographies

Hole Dazzle

Hole Dazzle HimselfhoLe Dazzle was raised on a farm in Walmartville, Arkansas. He taught his ponies how to do A LOT of tricks. One day, while traveling the circuit of life, he decided to trade his saddle in for a bucket of glitter and skip de doo daa with his new Dazzle pals in New York City. They introduced him to several NEW TRICKS and he never looked back, except to check himself in the mirror. After years of glittering the gutters of NYC, hoLe decided he wanted to grow his foreskin back and so moved to Europe.

He lives under a bridge in Amsterdam now, acting out his favorite children's story role, The troll from The Three Billy Goats Gruff. When tourists trip trap overhead, he shouts "Now, I'm coming to gobble you up." The Dazzle Dancers still welcome hoLe back whenever he can get his visa approved for travel back to the states.














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