Rinky Dinky was born addicted to crack. Sad, but true. As a result of being "touched," Rinky has a very hard time retaining choreography, and always fucks up the dance routines. He was recently given a Dazzle chip for remaining poop-stain free since May 2007. He set himself a new record! He also wants to let you know that you can swing by his place anytime for a free body massage.